To engage with an older guy is to peek inside a different point-of-view on life.So, now that I’ve glorified older men enough (don’t worry, young, 20-something lads, your day will come…

Nintendo’s new Zelda is out tonight at midnight, and it’s one of the best games ever made.

But it’s also one of the publisher’s randiest as well.

You know those girls who refuse to date anyone younger than they are, much less anyone their own age? ) And I obviously have the matching theory as to why to go along with it (naturally, it involves being the younger sister).

They have a specific, thought-out reasoning as to why they’re only romantically compatible with guys who are older... Throughout my entire love life -- or whatever you want to call what has been 23 years of going through men, some for longer than others -- I have never so much as lusted after any guy who is younger than I am. Without going too much into my dating career, the main factor in all of my relationships -- significant or otherwise -- has always been the man’s age.

Check it out, and keep in mind these may contain spoilers: In one of Hyrule’s largest villages, you’ll find a book called the Journal of Various Worries, where townspeople write down concerns from their life.

It’s like a low-tech Twitter, only with fewer eggs telling you to kill yourself because you’re a “degenerate.” One entry from someone who calls herself “Lonely Arrow Girl” is surprising.He’s not interested in a one-night stand, unless you either make that clear upfront, or meet him at his man-child stomping ground of choice (ex: EDM festival, the Roseland Ballroom, etc.).10.Don’t play stupid when you know what you’re talking about; instead, allow him to teach you something new when you don’t. You will be pleasantly surprised to learn that you don’t need to nose-dive into a face full of pubes -- unless he moonlights as Bozo the Clown.12.Without those weightier responsibilities, Millennial boys (or, for the most part, the ones I’ve encountered) are living this suspended fratboy mentality.Thus, we ladies have looked to older men to fulfill those more grown-up needs.And it turns out that these women have a school program dedicated to teaching Gerudo women how to meet, talk to, and kiss boys.