I searched the Interwebs, and after extensive research I have to give props to straight guys and lesbians -- vaginas are like fingerprints except you really don't know what you're going to get. ) and seemed "cute” (even if it's some other lady's secret garden, it'd better be attractive).Next, I loaded the dating app Bumble, which lets you send photos to your matches within the app rather than via text.If you want to play the odds when it comes to online dating, you need to be swiping where everyone's swiping.

Men were clamoring to meet me, which is a great feeling even if it's not for the right reasons.

I’ll be honest: even though it wasn’t mine, I stood a little bit taller for a few days all thanks to the fact that, uh, guys love v-pics.

Let’s be honest: while I enjoy penises, I don't necessarily want unexpected visual boners intruding on my day.

Out of nowhere, the straight-guy selfie takes over my phone screen like virtual unwanted morning wood.

But if you're someone who procrastinates, Bumble may not be for you.

Also because women must message first, Bumble tends to weed out the slightly more insecure males.In the end, though, I didn't end up meeting any of the guys and unmatched with all of them.I don't think we'd be able to just meet for a drink after a v-pic." And so, in my own twist on revenge porn, I sent 40 unexpected vagina pics to men on Bumble.First, I had to find the perfect vagina pic because the only people who see mine are men I'm intimate with (and, duh, my gynecologist). "s I found a vagina that somewhat matched mine (correct skin tone!However the rate of overly confident males tends to be higher than I've seen on other apps.